My 80’s Prom
admin on Aug 27th 2007
Noon stopped by and woke us up. The rest of the group was already up, had eaten breakfast, and in Union Square shopping. How did these people manage to do this? I was feeling like shit! Damn Indian food!
We basically wasted the entire day aimlessly walking around Union Square & Washington Park. Why? For some reason Roy & I let them guide us. We grabbed some dinner at a Korean BBQ place that was half decent near Makers Mark, then booked it to the hotel. We were going to catch an off broadway show called “My 80’s Prom” .. i already wasn’t liking this idea!
Well, it turns out I was right! The ’show’ was a real fucking prom. They had everyone in character, and they NEVER EVER broke character once. Even if you went up to them to talk to them. It was strange. The place was a dance hall, all decked out in 80’s stuff. By the way, Roy & I were the only ones not dressed in 80’s gear. The night was strange because there were a total of 5 guys there, the rest were cougars & chicks. We concluded, when the host called for all the bachelorettes, that this is where they go to have their parties.
Well, we saw a group of cuter girls and decided to spark a conversation with them. That opened a can of worms baby! One girl stole a bottle of water and while talking to us, ended up throwing the water over her shoulder at a group of older, fatter bachelorettes. The first time was funny, the second time even better… but then, I don’t know, she lost it, and kept on doing it. Obviously the fat old people got mad and came to ask us if we saw anything.
Nope, sorry, I don’t know what you are talking about! Whoops, ROY! Why did you say anything?!?! Well, they ended up blaming Roy, and after more bickering and an almost cat fight, one lady bought a beer and spilled it all over Roy. I was amazed, never had I ever seen that before. The room full of women was making a turn for the worst.. and we were done with it.
Highlights of My 80’s Prom:
- The fat guy with BEEF 89 written on his back, and me chanting “BEEF BEEF BEEF BEEF” every time he walked by
- Going to the bathroom with Roy to clean the shirt and passing by the changing room for the girls of the show and catching 2 of them topless
- One drunk cougar with cups in her dress to make fake tits.. but she wasn’t wearing a bra?! Strange.
- Ditching everyone to go have a good time 
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