Travelin Monkey

Not the lesser east side

We ditched that piece of shit waste of time and headed to meet up with Roy’s friends at this bar. Edward & Baha were going to join me there and head out to party NYC style. We get to the bar and there was this short girl with a clipboard surrounded by 4 bouncers. She looks at us and says:
“What’s your name? Are you on the list?”
“Nope, not on the list”
“Well, who do you know?”
“Umm… we know each other.”
“Why the hell are you here?”
“We are drinkers”
And you know what! It worked! She looked at us like “with what nerve did you just do this” and let us in, no cover! WOW! We met up with these people, and almost immediately Ed & Baha showed up. They asked me how the place was and I said it sucked major cock. These girls overheard me and asked me why.

“If this were your last night in NY, this would be the last place to go to”
“Why, are you a tourist? Who said anything about our last night”
“Fuck no, I live here. I just assume everyone is a fucking tourist, just get the fuck out of here.”

Ha! Baha was laughing his ass off. Something about that 80’s thing had me doing different ‘characters’. We ended up at Bulgaria Bar, finally, and had a delicious shot called the Bulgaria Shot, highly highly recommended! We started drinking and fucking around with the bartenders. We even got a hooka and I kept blowing the smoke in the bartender’s face. This place, imagine being transported to Bulgaria. That is what it is like. Roy said it best, ‘i was expecting some bulgarian decore, but it turned out to be bulgaria itself’

I went outside and for some reason pretended to be an immigrant that couldn’t speak english too well. I was talking to some guy about stuff and he ended up giving me his card. I am going to email him and figure out what the hell we were talking about! haha! We drank some more, and circa 3 am everyone bounced. Ed & I kept bar hopping around places and met with some of his med school friends. This is where the night gets blurry. I remember being extremely belligerent and just holaring to everyone and everything. I was in FULL FORM BABY!

We went to KATZ, where they filmed when harry met sally, and has the MOST DELICIOUS roast beef sandwhich and kept on bar hopping. At some point we ended up at his place on 86th and lexington. i don’t really remember much, but around 4:30 I decide to go back to the hotel room.

HA! to my delight there were champagne glasses outside in the hallway. GOLLLLLLLL I shattered them by playing futbol Perfect end to a perfect night….

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