Travelin Monkey

Ok, it it 11 am on Saturday the 21st, I still don’t have my copy of “Deathly Hallows,” but I can live with that until I can pass out! Sako came to Las Vegas for a couple of days and had this friend (now my friend also) Tamar, who is Armenian from London, visiting Vegas also. She is a movie producer and travels the world talking to people to invest in movies that her company produces.

So, naturally, she was on the guest list at Tao and was staying in a pretty pimp suite in the private tower of the Venetian. They, apparently regardless of anything, are very strict on guy:girl ratio, no matter what list you are on. So, when we got there, it was a chaotic, to say the least. Whoever designed that was pretty stupid. We couldn’t get in, so we had to wait for Tamar’s friend, a group of really well off Saudi guys (11 total).

When they got there, they dropped $10,000 for table service. We all got escorted via private elevator to the tables, they had 5 bottles of champagne, and I think we went through about 15-18 bottles of Grey Goose Vodka. We stayed partying there like rock stars until around 3:30 am. We had our own waitress that would serve the drinks for us, we had about 3 bouncers that would guard our area and make sure only people we wanted to get in, got in. We also had a guy who came around and made sure the floors were clean all the time.

It was, to say the least, a very interesting night. The main Saudi guy was a great guy. I was lost in the VIP etiquette,  so I just stood around and did nothing. He invited me over, started chatting with me, and started the lady on my drink. The rest of the guys were pretty down to earth also. They were really mellow, really fun guys who just so happened to have a lot of money. Apparently the night before they dropped $500k gambling!

I had a couple of girls pick up on me, obviously because they wanted access to the VIP lounge, but the weird thing is, I also had 3 different girls pinch my ass! THAT NEVER HAPPENS! hehe, women will do ANYTHING to get what they want. There were 3 girls that got in and got crazy drunk and basically started having dry-hump lesbian sex next to us. They then decided to violate Tamar too! It was good times.

We went to gamble at Barbary Coast, which is now called Bills because they were bought out by Harrahs. We gambled with an armenian dealer until around 6 am, which is when we hit up the local Denny’s on the strip. At around 7:30 I dropped Tamar and Sako off … and now I’ve come to realize that I had one too many Redbull Vodkas and probably won’t be able to sleep for a while.

Total cost of the night for me: $50

Total money spent that night: $30,000-$40,000 minimum

Tao Rating: 4 Stars (the dancers & bathtub girls were hot, the women in general weren’t, and people there seem to go to get laid)

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