Travelin Monkey

1. In Rome we stopped to eat at a pizza place.. the waiters kept on gawking at the women and would actually leave the resteraunt to pick up on them on the street..which made me laugh.. but the best was how nervous they got when a good lookin woman sat down.. and all the cups and plates they would break picking up the table.. that sent me roaring and one guy kept on asking me “que te rie” ” que te rie” haha and i told him that he was a clown, so while laughing he brings the broken plate and throws it on the table in front of me.. then he said “i want to go party with you” and i said “lets go get some bambinas” all in italian of course
2. in prague.. the guy that told us to “taka da trem” and the 7 days we spent m
3. in amsterdam at a cafe.. some guy started talking to me about SF and his passion for it.. then he started singing to me for like 45 minutes HAHAHA i was CRYING when he started “i left my heart in san francisco” .. then kursh looks at me and says “you are crazy” then looks at the guy singing and says “but you are crazier”
4. in the red light.. running into a mexican who was torn between getting another hooker or buying gifts and telling us “my mom gave me this money and this is how i spend it.. i told the hooker last night that i needed to buy gifts and she gave me the used condom to give as a gift”
5. the guys from guatemala i met on a train back to paris who told me “they say our country is third world, but we at least have AC in our trains and bathe..”

koko in rome looks at a waiter dead on, him holding like 5 plates of food and him asking “do you serve food here” .. the look of the guys face was priceless.. btw he asked 1001 stupid questions the entire trip!!\n

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humor de el viaje:

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1. en roma fuimos a comer a una pizzeria y los mosos se cargaban a todas las minas, hasta salian de el boliche a decirles cosas en la calle!! lo mejor fue el quilombo q armaban cuando se sentaba una buena en el lugar.. y todos los platos q rompian tratando de limpear la mesa.. yo me em?se a cagar de la risa y el tipo me em?esa a deicr “que te rie que te rie” mas cuando una mina lo mando a la mierda… y le digo “sos comico” y me empiesa a putear y me tira el plato roto en frente .. yo ya llorando y sin poder respirar..el tipo me dice “vamos a algun lugar hoy” y le dije “dale a buscar bambinas” y me tira un bafangulo!!hahah \n

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2. en prague un tipo nos dirijio a el tren con un ingles tan espantoso q lo cargamos por 7 dias despues “taka da trem” hahhaha

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3. en amsterdam paso de todo, en la zona roja nos crucamos con un mexicano a nos dice “no se si voltear de vuelta, mi madre me dio esta plata y mira como la gasto!! a noche le dije a la puta q precisaba regalos y me da el forro usado!!!” hahahah \n

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4. en un cafe de marijuana en a,sterda, un tipo completamente LOCO me empeso a cantar por 45 min de san francisco y lo tanto q ama SF.. yo ya llorando de la risa.. y un amigo mio me dice “vos sos loco” y le mira a el otro tipo y dice “pero vos mas loco q este” \n

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5. en un bar en amsterdam, raffi tuvo q mear y entro cuando en uno chico se ve y habia un tipo cagando.. sale con una cara tan triste y nos empiesa a contar todo y el tipo de alado dice “fui yo hijo de puta” y yo largue las carcajadas como loco… y de ahi dice “no puedia creer a estaba pagando para mearme los championes3 y me quede sin respirar por un buen rato.. los hijos de puta de canada no creian q era doctor!!! \n”,1] ); //–>
6. koko in rome looks at a waiter dead on, him holding like 5 plates of food and him asking “do you serve food here” .. the look of the guys face was priceless.. btw he asked 1001 stupid questions the entire trip!!
7. At the sisteen chapel, kok asked where the first brush stroke was. I thought he couldn’t get any stupider, until we his the colloseum and he asked where the first stone was laid.

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