Travelin Monkey

We got here from Rome and spent the day resting. This is the order of consumption (for just myself) at night time the first night (the other 2 guys had right around the same):

- Hamburger & fries with 1.5 liter of beer for dinner
- 5 ’space’ cakes while cafe hopping
- one chocolate waffle
- one cone of fries
- 2 more waffles
- 6 more pints of guiness
- slice of thick spicy chicken pizza
- one more waffle
- one more side of fries
- one banana milk shake

That is basically from around 8 pm until roughly 3 am.. The space cakes hit HARD I have no idea at what time, which is when we decided to go to the red light district. I was in sheer AWWWWWWWWw of the entire place. I felt like pinocchio (sp?) when he went to that one island to become a real boy. There were women in the windows wearing lingerie, knocking, saying stupid shit. The whores looked like toys, except they were real and you could play with them!! I got yelled at a lot because I would just stand there and stare in disbelief. Then when a loser actually went in AHHAHAHHAHA the pathetic walk of shame on the way out. It’s funny that they always go in with such pride and come out wearing caps and running away…

tsk tsk..

I ended up yacking on the corner of some place and all I heard was people yelling. Later on I found out it was because there was a couple hooking up and I puked on the girl’s legs. The guy was so tossed on ectasy that all he wanted to do was continue. I laughed SOO SOOO much that night, every bar we hit something funny happened. Raffi ended up walking in on some guy in the bathroom in the bar and he was telling us the story when the guy next to him says “that was me!” .. then he continues on telling us how he was pissing on his shoes because the bathroom was so small and all he could think of was “I cant believe I had to pay to piss on my shoes” HHAHAH

No one got up until about 5 pm the next day. No one remembers what time we got home, nor how we got home. It was awesome. And every 5 steps there is a black guy yelling “pst pst pst.. coca coca.. ectasy.. ectasy” its funny.. Kursho got mad and said “shit we could steal money from the tourists also” and started doing the same thing after putting on his hoodie… HAHAHHA

The next day we went sight seeing and Amsterdam is a really neat little town. I then realized why I was in so much awww of the place at night. The buildings curve and make it look like they are either from a cartoon or falling down on to you, or both! Sort of like toon town from Roger Rabbit.

During the day though, this place reminds me of Diagon Alley from Harry potter. We found Transvestite Alley (the rooms with a red light with a lower blue light means they are she-men), Fatty-Fat-Fat alley, and the infamous Black Circle… it’s amazing, just freakin amazing..

Yesterday, we rented bikes and went riding all around the city, up until the suburbs, which was awesome. It really is hell on earth here though.. so much.. nastiness .. it is incredible..

Sorry, no pics or vids. We tried the first night and ended up being followed by some guys in a boat. They hotel gave us a pamphlet that said “if you take pictures, expect someone to take your camera and break it”

Now we are off to France once more.. the guys have tickets to a formula 1 race in Nevers and I am going to try to see if I can get in.

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