pingo de ourO
admin on Mar 23rd 2005
We are here in brazil on day #3 and it isn’t like the first couple of days. Yesterday we had a storm and couldn’t do jack except eat, drink, and listen to music.
The people around here call me the crazy one because I go around laughing my ass off everywhere. The old lady that runs our hostel is hilarious. The other day me & my cousin were at the pool kickin back some beers and she starts laughing telling us not to drink too much because we might end up on the honeymoon bed together!! My cousin is surprised at the level of portugese that I can understand.
Some ugly ass fat chicks were picking up on us too. I told him i only move up the ladder, not back down. these 2 chicks that we spent that one night talking to, god damn, one of them has such a broke ass mouth it disgusts me to even look at her. The other one is alright. They told us that they kept on remembering me because of my laugh. One even asked if I sang opera.
There is another pair of sisters, but god damn.. the older one must be like 30 but looks 60. Someone beat her with the ugly stick then spooged ugly seed all over her. The women at the beach are AMAZING and they have the most amazing asses I have ever encountered.
Hopefully today it doesnt rain and we get to do something.
P.S. pingo de ouro is the cachaca we drink for the caipirihas
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